SHE CAN GO FROM ADORKABLE CLASSY GIRL TO SEX GODDESS AND LOOK FUCKING AMAZING IN BOTH WTF IS SHE EVEN REAL
when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
1 year later and I’m a lesbian
Today I discovered a heavenly mashup: the donnoli. Donut cannoli….lord have mercy on my stomach because I murdered this pastry aahh it was so goood
Never forget 3 types of people in your life:
- Who helped you in your difficult times.
- Who left you in your difficult times.
- Who put you in difficult times.
On the internet, watching Tatiana on the internet talking to Tatiana on the internet.
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
We had grilled pizza for dinner and my mom turned to me and was like, “hey jess, want some pizza with that wine?” oops!!